Infectious Croat Lies Spread Through Western Agitprop Agencies

Reuters, Washington Times Succumb to Croat Liar-Virus Accompanied by High Fever, Malice and Outlandish Blabber

If anyone still doubts that mainstream media is largely just a well oiled propaganda machine spewing lies, disinformation and loads of crap most of the time, here comes the latest proof in the shape of a rather ludicrous article by someone named Vlado Vurusic published in yesterday’s Croat daily that was readily accepted by British Reuters and Washington Times among others, and republished almost word-for-word without a single shred of evidence or an independent confirmation by any of distinguished news editors or reporters employed by their respective Agitprop Agencies.

It did not bother them in the least that some Croat Vurusic appeared to be the only man on Earth in possession of information that would certainly be a front page headline fit for any respectable news agency; they did not think it suspicious that this Best Informed Man on Earth (sadly employed only by the Croatian Jutarnji List), instead of citing one reliable, verifiable source claims his “information” comes from “semi-official sources” that are also “close to the Russian leadership” (?!); they didn’t stop to ponder the ridiculous claims this Croat came up with — no siree Bob! — they grabbed it with both hands and ran with it, shaking in their boots of sheer excitement and pleasure the Croat Lump of Coal produced, because it looked so shiny, whispering the sweet nothings in their ears, that the Serbs have been left out to hang by the Russians after all.

Supposedly respectable supposedly newspaper Jutarnji List’s supposedly journalist Vlado Vurusic wrote that Russians have suddenly agreed to let the US-French/German/British resolution pass in the UN Security Council, i.e. they have decided to allow the amputation of Serbian province of Kosovo-Metohija in exchange for the following trifles: to have Russian troops stationed in Serbian ghettos in southern province (?), to stipulate that newly independent Kosovo State will not be allowed to join the United Nations for two years (the preposterous idea was already suggested two weeks ago by the Albanian Brussels-stationed lobbying group ICG, only to be instantly rejected as border-line offensive by Russia) AND to have Ukraine and Georgia not accepted to NATO in June (?!).

Now, one can understand if Croat Vlado Vurusic is either stupid or so ill-informed he actually thinks that “Russian conditions” he conjured out of thin air would seem plausible, and it is easy to understand if Jutarnji List is run by stupid or ignorant editors who thought Vurusic’s figment of imagination seems fine, but it is really hard to understand Reuters, Washington Times and B92 editors would be THAT stupid, careless and uninformed about Russian position regarding Serbia and its southern province, to actually translate Vurusic’s steaming pile of cow dung and proudly exhibit it for their readers.

If they were not blinded by wishful thinking, perhaps they would have realized that, at this point, it would take WAY more for Russia to even consider betraying its firmly held principled, well-argued and highly ethical position, reiterated few thousand times thus far, certainly much more than being allowed to send few of their soldiers to Kosovo-Metohija, more than merely postponing independent Serbian province’s entry into the UN for two measly years and way more than delaying Ukraine’s and Georgia’s NATO membership for what? another month or two? The whole thing reads like idiot’s guide to political idiocy, but apparently Reuters, Washington Times, Scotsman and the rest thought it swell.

Russia: No Haggling — New Negotiations and Solution Acceptable to Belgrade

And, sure enough, early last evening representative of Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs Andrey Vladimirovich Krivtov interrupted his dinner to have a good hearty laugh over Croat/UK hallucinations. “It is absolutely out of the question for Moscow to accept anything less than new negotiations and the compromise solution! Those are ludicrous disinformations, without a single grain of truth — Moscow does not even consider anything similar. We have not changed our position confirmed many times over. We have no intention to send our troops to Kosovo-Metohija province, but we do intend to push for new, direct talks between Belgrade and Pristina,” stressed Krivtov.

Regarding the more often floated Western suggestion of partitioning the province, Krivtov said he heard it for the first time from some German commentator, but believes those are merely personal opinions and nothing more. “We are preparing to discuss Kosovo-Metohija issue during the G-8 Summit,” said Krivtov, adding that southern Serbian province will doubtlessly be one of the main subjects of talks between presidents and government representatives during the meeting at the highest level in German seaside resort Heiligendamm. “We expect to be exposed to a severe pressure once again in order to speed up the process, but we also expect a Samara-repeat in that regard,” emphasized Krivtov.

Serbia’s daily Glas Javnosti (which sticks to reporting, rather than inventing the news, a practice Reuters might consider adopting) writes that, contrary to Croat, UK et al. wet dreams, Moscow diplomatic circles are discussing a plan according to which Russian Ambassador in Belgrade would take the document Serbian government adopted Friday — the Initiative for opening a new stage of talks — and submit it to Kremlin, after which Russia would present that document in Heiligendamm as a platform for the new negotiations between Belgrade and Pristina.